This picture of Tyler Seguin will always be perfect:The fact that he shared his moms feelings about it will always be better:
Friendly reminder that the poster is FAKE. I can’t remember what it actually said anymore but it did not say that.
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am